英语搞笑短剧剧本(6角色)

篇一：6人英语小品短话剧剧本

6人英语小品短话剧剧本

A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花D小草E椅子F新闻记者

B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前

A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。

B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）

A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）

B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）

C：他真愚蠢啊

D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）

A：可??先生??您听我说??（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）

B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）

C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？

E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~

D：是啊是啊

与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。

E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。

A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。

F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。

F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？

A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲??

F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？

E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）

C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。

D：谁让这是一个童话呢??

为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。

A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.

B:get away,get away,dirty man.

A:sir,sir!!

B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.

C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

D:yes,yes.

A:but....sir....please listen to me.....

B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!

C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.

E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.

D:yes,yes!!

E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?

F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.

B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.

F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......

F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?

E:yes,yes. （本文来自天空剧本网 ）

C:ai,men is so silly.

D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.

篇二：很好的6人英语短剧剧本

很好的6人英语短剧剧本。两个女孩同时看上了一个男孩，女人之间的战争，有意思。 Cast

Angela

Ivy

Peggy

Lucy

Yu-ting

Ithca

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Scene I 购物场景

(Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.) Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure.

Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams.

Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming.

Peggy: He’s a present that God gave me.

Peggy& Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend!

Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK?

Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He’s mine.

Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you.

Lucy: What? I’m more beautiful than you.

Peggy: But I’m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit.

Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl.

Peggy: You’re so mean.

Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry)

Peggy: Hmm! I hate you.

Lucy: Me too!

(Now the war of these two women begins)

Scene II 两个女人在男人周围

(Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. )

Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I’m more beautiful than Lucy.

I’ll be a good girlfriend.

Andy: Sure. You’re very beautiful. You’re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.)

Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life.

Andy: You’re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They’re very charming!

Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy.

Peggy: Let’s go to the movies on Sunday.

Andy: Ok!

Lucy: Let’s go to the movies tomorrow, OK?

Andy: Sure!

Andy: Oh~ I’m so happy! There’re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they

have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I’m so lucky!

Scene III 偶遇

(Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.)

Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me.

Peggy: No! Don’t listen to her. Listen to me.

Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend!

Peggy: You liar. She’s my good friend!

Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren’t you?

Peggy& Lucy: No!

Bonnie: What happened between you?

Peggy: Bonnie, I hate Lucy. She stole my boyfriend.

Lucy: Nonsense. He’s my lover.

Bonnie: Stop it! It’s no use quarreling about it. You should have a talk. Don’t hurt your friendship over a guy. Friendship is precious. (Peggy & Lucy leave)

Scene IV 电影院奇遇

(In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.)

Peggy& Lucy: You…….

Lucy: Why are you here?

Peggy: I want to ask you the same question.

(At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion) Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!

Peggy& Lucy: She…., you……

Andy: Any questions? It’s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let’s go!

Scoundrel: Don’t move! Give me your money.

Peggy& Lucy: Help, help!

Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won’t kill you if you give me your money. Hurry!

Andy: Calm down, sir. I’ll give you all the money I have. Don’t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them.

Lucy: Us? Are you crazy?

Peggy: We’re just girls!

Lucy: I can’t believe you are such a coward! How can you do this?

Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let’s go!

(They leave angry.)

Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength.

Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back)

Scoundrel: Wait!

Andy: Why did you turn back?

Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy’s money)

Scene V

Peggy: I’m so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please….

Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I’m feeling so sorry, too.

Peggy: So….we’re still good friends, right?

Lucy: Right! Then, let’s go eat. It’s my treat!

Peggy: Wow~ it’s a good idea! Let’s go.

(Allen shows up.)

Allen: Hi, baby!

(Peggy& Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.)

Peggy& Lucy: Please be my boyfriend.

(Peggy& Lucy stare at each other.)

Lucy: Let go of your hands.

Peggy: He is mine!

Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he’s mine.

Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend?

Lucy: You do, too.

Peggy: He’s mine!

Lucy: He’s mine!

Peggy: He’s mine!

Lucy: He’s mine!

Allen: Shut up! I don’t like girls!

Lucy: What?

Peggy: You’re lying. I can’t believe it.

Allen: Actually…….

(Andy appears.)

Allen: Oh, honey!

Andy: Oh, baby! I’m sorry that I’m late!

Allen: Little bad fellow. Don’t be late next time.

Lucy: Andy?

Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here?

Peggy: I…… (Looks at Allen and Lucy.)

Allen: Honey, they’re so weird. Don’t pay attention to them. Let’s go.

Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave)

Peggy: We’re girls, they’re boys, right?

Lucy: Sure. But, they….what happened?

Peggy: Maybe they are…..

Peggy& Lucy: Gay !!

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篇三：5-6人英语话剧剧本《Good Morning, Tim》

英语话剧剧本Good Morning, Tim

by Jean Yen顏逸君

5-6人英语话剧剧本.讲一个爸爸的烦人生活,忙的不可开交,来自工作、朋友、家人的压力。 Cast

Tim Cao: Father

Ann Huang:Mother

Iris Cai:Kid

Candy Cai: Caller

Mike Dong:Neighbor

Roly Ye: Grandfather

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SCENE I

Husband and Wife

Scene: Tim’s room. Time: midnight.

Narrator: Tim and Ann are husband and wife. One night after work, Tim goes home. Tim: I’m home, Ann.

Ann: Welcome home, Tim. Look at my new shoes! Today I?

Tim: Sorry, sweet heart?I’m so tired and I have a very important appointment at 8:00, tomorrow morning. I must go to bed now. Maybe we can talk tomorrow evening.

Ann: Oh?That’ OK. What time do you want me to wake you up?

Tim: Mm?About 6:00.

Ann: OK.

(A moment later)

Ann: Honey?Do you think I’ve gained some weight recently? I look awful? Tim: Unnn?

Ann: Perhaps?It’s time for me to go on a diet. Should I stop eating dinner? Or?Should I do exercise? Dance? Swim? Jog? What do you think about, honey? ??Honey?

Tim: Ouun?What?

Ann: (Very angry) Oh! Why are you so mean to me? I know?I know? you don’t love me any more.

Tim: Wait. What happened?

Ann: (A little crazy) Oh! no! I can’t stand you. You don’t love me anymore! I want to get out of here with my little green bag and will never come back! Good-bye! (Ann leaves the house.)

Tim: Wait?Wait! Oh my! Who can tell me what went wrong?

SCENE II

Husband and Son

Scene: Tim’s room Time : around 1:00 A.M.

(After Ann leaves, a child enters Tim’s room and takes her homework to her Tim.) Iris: Dad, can you teach me ? I can’t do my homework and it’s so tough. Tim: Oh, my baby! I ‘m so tired now. Can we talk about it tomorrow? Iris: Tomorrow! No! No! I have to hand it in tomorrow.

Tim: OK! OK! Let me see. One plus two is?? (nods)

Iris: Dad?

Tim: Oh! It’s?..eleven.

Iris: Eleven. OK! Eleven. (writes it down) And next.

Tim: Two plus three is??(nods again)

Iris: Dad! Are you OK?

Tim: Baby, I’m really tired. Tomorrow, if the teacher asks you where your homework is, can you tell her teacher your homework’s been torn by a dog? Iris: Good idea! OK, Dad, Good night!

Tim: Good night, baby!

Iris: Oh, Dad! Can you give me some pocket money? After school, I want to eat ice cream, soda, donuts, dumplings, cookies and ??

Tim: OK! OK! Here’s your money!

Iris: Thank you, Dad!

Tim: Good night!

Iris: Oh, Dad!

Tim: What else? (A little bit impatient)

Iris: Can you buy me Barbie dolls?

Tim: OK! OK! I’ll buy you some!

Iris: Thank you, Dad! Oh, Dad!

Tim: What’s the matter now?

Iris: Nothing! I just wanted to say “Good night!”

Tim: Good night!

SCENE III

Husband and an Unknown Caller

Scene: Tim’s room Time: around 2:00AM

Candy:Can I speak to John, please.

Tim: John? Who is he?

Candy:He’s my boyfriend. I’d like to speak with him, please.

Tim: Sorry! I think you have the wrong number.

Candy:Wrong number? No! It’s impossible! I’ve called this number many times. Don’t lie to me.

Tim: It’s true. I’m very serious, and I’m very tired, Goodbye!

Candy:Wait! I’m John’s girlfriend. Would you let me talk with him? Just a minute.

Tim: But John does not live here, OK? And I don’t know where he lives. Bye!（Tim ends the talk）

（The phone rings again and Tim answers it）

Candy:Hello! May I speak with John, please?

Tim: I’ll say this again, John does not live here.（a little angry） Candy:I don’t believe it. Is your number 0911-515005?

Tim: Yes, it’s my phone number, but it’s not John’ phone number, OK? Candy:Why don’t you let me talk with John? Why?

Tim: I don’t want to explain to you. Good-bye!（Tim ends the talking again）

（The phone rings again and Tim answers it.）

Candy:I really want to talk with John!

Tim: But I want to sleep, OK???（Very loudly and Tim turns off the cell phone.）

SCENE IV

Husband and His Neighbor

Scene: Tim’s room Time:around 3:00AM

Mike: Open the door. Open the door quickly. If you don’t open it, I’ll break in.

Tim: Who is it? Don’t make any noise so loudly at midnight.（ goes to open the door）

Mike: &

nbsp;Well, this is good wine .（goes to the huaband’s bed and lies on it） Tim: Don’t lie on my bed!（angry）

Mike: Your bed? Nonsense. This is my bed. Who are you?

Tim: I think you must have come to the wrong house. This is my house, my room, and my bed.

Mike: But, this is my house!

Tim: No. Your house is next to mine. Get out of here.

Mike: Don’t be angry. Now I’m in a bad shape. Please let me stay here. Tim: If you don’t leave, I’ll call the police.

Mike: Don’t do it. Let me talk about what’s bothering me.

Tim: Okay, what happened to you?

Mike: I made a mistake in my work, so I was fired. And my wife thinks I’m an irresponsible man. She wants to divorce me. (Crying)

Tim: OK, are you finished? Please get out!

SCENE V

Husband and His Father

Scene: Tim’s room Time: around 4 o’clock

（Tim’s Dad walks into Tim’s room）

Roly:Your neighbor, Mr.Wang, didn’t come to borrow things from you, did he?

Tim: No, he didn’t!

Roly:But why was it so noisy an hour ago?

Tim: A stranger broke into our house.

Roly:Hm, hm.

(Waits for 3 seconds)

Roly:But why was it so noisy? Mr.Wang didn’t borrow something from you? He always borrows something and never returns. Remember, don’t lend him anything. Tim: Please, my dear Dad, Mr.Wang did not borrow anything from me, and the loud noise you heard was from a drunkard , who came to the wrong place. Roly:I see.

Tim: Dad, I have an important appointment in the morning, so I must get up at six . Please let me get some sleep.

Roly:OK! OK! Good night, my dear son.

(Waits for 5 seconds)

Roly:What were you saying? Did you say Mr.Wang will go abroad in the morning?

Tim: No! It’s me, who has an important appointment in the morning. Please let me get some sleep, Dad.

Roly:OK! OK! Go to bed quickly.

(Waits for 5 seconds)

Roly:Tim, my arm hurts a little. Please give me a massage

Tim: All right, but you must go to bed after this.

Roly:OK. You know, I think I my days are numbered. My life will end soon. Tim: No, Dad. I think you can still live a long time. Don’t think too much. OK, go to bed.

(Roly stands us, and goes out of the room. 10 seconds later he comes back again.) Roly:Tim, my arm hurts a little. Please give me a massage.

Tim: Dad! I’ve already given you a massage.

Roly:Really? I didn’t remember that. No matter what, I feel pain in here, so you must give me a massage.

Tim: OK! OK! But you must go to bed soon after this, or I’ll miss the appointment, do you understand, Dad?

Roly:What kind of appointment do you have?

Tim: I have a business appointment. If I miss it, I’ll be fired. And your son will not have any job, and our family won’t have food to eat. Roly:OK! OK! I go to bed. Good night. God bless you.

Tim: Good night, Dad.

SCENE VI

Husband and His Wife

Scene: Tim’s room Time:Around 6:00AM

Ann: (Comes back home) I’m sorry .I shouldn’t have been angry. I know you have an appointment at 8:00 a.m. But?but?should I go on a diet? Do I have to exercise to keep in shape. Do you think? dancing will work?

Tim: (On Tim’s bed) Tell me, what are you doing now? I have an important meeting in a few hours and have to get up soon, but you and the rest of the family have been bothering me all night long. Listen again. If you keep on making noises, I’ll go crazy!

Ann: You didn’t pay any attention to me! You don’t care about me at all! You must be in love with someone else.

Tim: I didn’t mean that? I? I?.

（The alarm clock rings）

Ann: Oh! It’s 6:00 now. It’s time to get up! Good morning!

Tim: Oh, no!

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